Dog's Home / Tampere 2007

(c) Rami Yli-Pukka

"Sex is a very private thing"

Suiciderock: Could you tell us something about the first time you had sex?
Durden: Yes, my first time was well. I had a girlfriend at this time. We did that basic kissing stuff. Her mother was in the room next to us.
Suiciderock: Did she know what you have been doing?
Durden: No. Hopefully not. If she would have known she would have kicked my ass. The girl was 13 years old, which is kinda quite young.

Suiciderock: Is there anything related to sex you prefer?
Durden: Not really. I like it all.

Suiciderock: And is there anything you absolutely don’t like?
Durden: Everything that contains pissing and shitting doesn’t turn me on at all. I’m not into that. By the way you can see that in German movies. Some German porn movies are about that Golden Shower stuff and so on. If you want to give me a Christmas present or something like that, don’t think about such a movie. *laughs*

Suiciderock: What kind of underwear do you consider sexy when it comes to a women?
Durden: I like red-coloured underwear. I don’t know about the kind of underwear, but I like red very much.

Suiciderock: What kind of underwear are you wearing by yourself?
Durden: I don’t wear any underwear. Well, it depends on the trousers I wear. So this are my no underwear trousers.

Suiciderock: Did you ever had sex with more than one women?
Durden: Actually not, but I had sex with a women and our guitar-player also had sex with girl next to us, but that doesn’t mean that I had sex with another man.

Suiciderock: Your opinion about porn?
Durden: I love porn.

Suiciderock: Would you act in a porn movie?
Durden: No. I could not imagine that.

Suiciderock: Could you imagine to direct a porn movie?
Durden: Yeah, like Snoop Dog. That would be cool, but I wouldn’t act in such a movie, `cause having sex is a very private thing. I don’t show my dig to everybody.

Suiciderock: If you would be the director what would the film be about?
Durden: There wouldn’t be any special story. It would just be having sex.

Suiciderock: Do you still remember the first time you’ve been in a porn shop?
Durden: There is nothing special. I have been in such a shop, maybe a couple of times. When it comes to porn movie. My father had some of them in the basement and in the night, when nobody was awake anymore I watched the movies at home. Now I remember the first time, when I went to buy a porn movie. I went to a gas station with some friends. I wasn’t old enough and I was too shy to buy it, so I switched the video tapes from a normal film and a porn movie. So everybody thought that I would buy the normal film instead of the porn movie. I was ten years old or something.

Suiciderock: I’m going to tell you some words and you tell me the first thing that comes in your mind. Sex toys?
Durden: Dildo.
Suiciderock: Masturbation?
Durden: Daily stuff.
Suiciderock: Romance?
Durden: Candles, good food and sex after that.
Suiciderock: Prostitution?
Durden: Doesn’t turn me on.
Suiciderock: One-Night-Stand?
Durden: Alright. Keep it coming.

Suiciderock: Can you separate love and sex?
Durden: Yes, I can do that.

Suiciderock: Groupies are they pain or pleasure?
Durden: It depends what kind of groupie it is. If the small girls come who are asking all kind of stuff. It`s all about admiring but sometimes they are too pushy. But hey, what can I do? They buy the records, but actually they should buy more records.

Suiciderock: Your advice to somebody who had never have sex before?
Durden: I would say follow your instincts and find your own style. And the most important thing: Don`t forget the rubber!!!

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